Never in a Million Years… (are we the Shithouse?)
In trying to understand why Big Special’s “Shithouse” has been running in a loop in my head for the past few days, I realized I was hearing my own variations…
What does Brady Tkachuk think about current disruptions in the geopolitical order?
“Thank the Trump the US men’s hockey team did not succumb to politics.” “That’s an odd take. Most of the players showed up as props for the president at the…
Does Sarah Huckabee Sanders secretly hate the president?
“How did we get here? Trump’s tariffs are ruled illegal, but we Americans now have to pay 15%? How does that make sense?” “That’s how Trump operates. The best way…
Where would he be without his hat?
“A MAGA man in Texas was so incensed by the unAmerican anti-ICE protests that he left his car to reeducate a girl.” “It’s good to try, I guess, but I’ll…
If Nigeria warns of an impending cultural collapse, does anyone in America hear it…?
Why is Trump bombing Nigeria? Sure, oil… but also they were way ahead of us on seeing the true meaning of “maga”: “The more he talks, the more I realize…
Under the Throes of Big Umbrella
How odd and yet perfectly logical that a description of a dystopian future defined by cannibalism and disassociation has the same feel as America under Trump: “It’s a shrill silence…
Something Got Flipped on February 25 (although The Third Bullet is probably a better title)
“It’s terrible what happened in Minnesota.” “I know. That totally justified and heroic ICE dude shot three bullets, but only two found a home.* That other one is out there,…
The Key is Not To Care…
“So we own Venezuela now? Can you explain that to me with America First?” “Trump had to take in another country. He’s eating for two.” “Are you still on that…
Maybe This Wasn’t So Hard to Foresee
What is the most depressing thing about Trump? “That was the chilling sight: the lines of tired people, worn out from a long hard day of work, willing to stand…
We have elected officials so we don’t have to think…
“We never talk about climate change anymore.” “We are in the midst of the great reset.” “A reset? You think the climate is resetting itself?” “Oh god no. We are…