[A Living 404]
“Trump has saved our big, beautiful America from the plague of Afghans and Cameroonians.” “Afghans? Weren’t we just in that country?” “Nope.” “Cameroonians I understand without question—we don’t want any…
“Luka is sure doing great in LA.” “Yeah, but it’s California. Points ain’t worth as much in a nanny state with ‘firmitive action.” “Even if that were true, Luka is…
“—you know what a tyrant is? Somebody who pisses on your shoes and blames you for it.” from The Skin and its Girl. by Sarah Cypher. pg. 49. “Zelensky sure…
“We are on the cusp of another classic deal from Big Daddy himself. And he’s doing it all while pregnant.“ “Yeah, but it seems like Trump’s strategy in ‘deal making’…
“I have the flag and pleated bunting delivery for the inauguration platform. Can you sign?” “We are recalibrating the number of flags. We can’t have any too close to the…
“We ain’t gonna get along till you learn to meet in the middle.” “So you are saying the left and right in this country need to learn to work together?”…
“King Elon is coming in, and he’s gonna clean up.” “Yes! There is no one better to lead us! Because he has understanding.” “That’s right! … Understanding of what?” “Understanding…
“I find, as I get older, my appreciation for boxes increases.” “Boxes? You mean like gift boxes?” “No. Standard cardboard. Like the double-corrugated, eight-fold, 14-gauge box you have here. That’s…
The two-term conundrum in American politics.
“You know what else is weird…? I saw a Spirit Halloween store open in August?!?” “They start earlier every year.” “They’ve forgotten the true meaning of Halloween.” “They can’t give…